Graham Linehan / Glinner

posted 11550 minutes ago

RT @mermhart: Tickets for sitcom not sold out, just not released until 3pm today. Thanks. http://bbc.in/aW0LCM

Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman

posted 11600 minutes ago

Great article "Ignorant America" http://tinyurl.com/3ycroxj

Kevin Pollak / kevinpollak

posted 11603 minutes ago

Does this coming weekend work for you? I'm at The Improv Fri-Sun. RT @WaltersStrategy When you coming back to San Jose?

Aziz Ansari / azizansari

posted 11669 minutes ago

big bang theory, gummy bears, and head. it must be tuesday night. lol #Predicting50CentTweets @50cent

mileskahn / mileskahn

posted 11675 minutes ago

I burned my stomach and only my stomach on Venice Beach.

Craig Shoemaker / thelovemaster

posted 11685 minutes ago

Hung out after game and my son got to meet most of his phils. All nice, but cole hamels was a smacked ass to my kid. Bad karma bro.

Aziz Ansari / azizansari

posted 11692 minutes ago

might have to shoot these motherfuckers that keep eatin my peanut m&m's #Predicting50CentTweets @50cent

timheidecker / timheidecker

posted 11693 minutes ago

Ate 350 lbs of food at dodger's stadium and my phils lost. #ohwhatanight

Graham Linehan / Glinner

posted 11728 minutes ago

Yoink! RT @Lifehacker: Gmail Priority Inbox Finds and Sorts Important Messages Automatically http://lifehacker.com/5626016/

Margaret Cho / margaretcho

posted 11757 minutes ago

Omg cannot wait to do dwts. Ow my back.

robert kelly / robertkelly

posted 11765 minutes ago

Boo 2 The last Exorcist-Ive been scared more by my own farts-WTF why can't they make a good horror flick ? I give it 2 out of 5 devil cocks-

Craig Shoemaker / thelovemaster

posted 11773 minutes ago

Witnessing a no hitter into the 8th. Hope I jinx it cuz its against my phils.

Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman

posted 11775 minutes ago

OK guys. I appreciate all the advice. I WON'T say anything about how I made Paris Hilton hold my purse in Vegas. It's just b/w us. #cokeisit

Jon Friedman / friedmanjon

posted 11800 minutes ago

I'm either very high or I just loved a macaroni and cheese commercial.

Mike Birbiglia / birbigs

posted 11805 minutes ago

So weird. I got voted "worst dressed of people who weren't invited to the Emmy's." It was voted on by my wife and my cat Ivan.

Jon Friedman / friedmanjon

posted 11812 minutes ago

If I could ask one question to one politician that question would be, "So like, what are your policies?"

Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman

posted 11828 minutes ago

I feel so bad for making Paris Hilton hold my purse the other night. Should I say something?

Margaret Cho / margaretcho

posted 11847 minutes ago

So excited to be on Dancing With the Stars (@ABC_DWTS)! http://www.margaretcho.com/content/2010/08/30/margarets-on-dancing-with-the-stars/

Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman

posted 11849 minutes ago

.@ABDC916 No. No. No. Not NBC!

Joe Rogan / joerogan

posted 11850 minutes ago

Thanks, I posted the new link http://bit.ly/cEDypr RT @Laa_La_Land: @joerogan the daft punk link go bye-bye

Joe Rogan / joerogan

posted 11852 minutes ago

"You're a fucking human being" - my words over Daft Punk's music. New link: http://bit.ly/cEDypr

Dave Hill / mrdavehill

posted 11852 minutes ago

Goodnight, Edinburgh. I don't care what anyone says- you'll always be a lady to me: http://twitpic.com/2ju2yj

Joe Rogan / joerogan

posted 11868 minutes ago

Follow my man, @joelauzon submission of the night at UFC 118 and an all around cool motherfucker!

Kevin Pollak / kevinpollak

posted 11879 minutes ago

Yeah! RT @jaime_fox On tonight's This Week in Mad Men, I'm pulling a Don: Come in drunk and wing it. 7:20 PDT http://thisweekin.com/live/

Craig Shoemaker / thelovemaster

posted 11882 minutes ago

Start of phils 3 game set w dodgers. Sweet... http://tweetphoto.com/42450542

Joe Rogan / joerogan

posted 11898 minutes ago

"You're a fucking human being" - Daft Punk with the music over my words. Enjoy! http://bit.ly/9QmxGX

Aziz Ansari / azizansari

posted 11899 minutes ago

Definitely recommend the Beach House iTunes Session EP --> http://bit.ly/bAOn4Q

Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman

posted 11901 minutes ago

Rant over! I will just continue "doin it" in my own way and "steamrolling chumps" as my pal .@scharpling says!

Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman

posted 11905 minutes ago

Remember when Ray Romano, Cosby, Roseanne, etc did stand-up about marriage from their POV's & it utterly failed? No. I don't either.

Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman

posted 11905 minutes ago

Guess what dried up old network? I have male fans in your target demo! And they don't all want poo poo pee pee jokes!

Joe Rogan / joerogan

posted 11906 minutes ago

I like James, and I've been a fan for a long time. I shook his hand and hugged him RT @JeffFleenor: bet u didn't dare say a word lol

Jon Friedman / friedmanjon

posted 11906 minutes ago

The word "angina" should be giggled at way more than it is.

Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman

posted 11909 minutes ago

There's a TV network that thinks a lady standup talkin marriage isn't 4 their audience There's a comic who's gonna make them eat their words

Carlos Mencia / carlosmencia

posted 11912 minutes ago

1st show in Raleigh was the most amazing crowd ever. No joke.

robert kelly / robertkelly

posted 11915 minutes ago

About to see the last exorcist - I'm am a big pussy when it's comes to scary movies-I scream and cover my eyes at the scary parts-

Kathy Griffin / kathygriffin

posted 11921 minutes ago

Of course, if Kanye can admit it, I can.RT @amyyvon: @kathygriffin are you a Belieber? Admit it ;)

Kathy Griffin / kathygriffin

posted 11923 minutes ago

Dont let my balls hit u on the way out. RT @will_edwards_: @kathygriffin fuck off you're annoying i regret following you.

Kathy Griffin / kathygriffin

posted 11934 minutes ago

The amazing @robertverdi got me on best dressed!!! RT @midniightsun: @kathygriffin love ur outfits! do u have a stylist???

Kathy Griffin / kathygriffin

posted 11936 minutes ago

Salad! RT @Maripalicious: @kathygriffin According to inTouch, you "don't ever crave a freaking" ... What?! The suspense is KILLING ME!

Kathy Griffin / kathygriffin

posted 11937 minutes ago

Yeah! Go 2 Kathygriffin.net 4 tour info & tix RT@CalTimes: @KathyGriffin at Heinz Hall Sep 9 @ 8 p.m. get ur tickets now!