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Graham Linehan / Glinner
posted 11550 minutes ago
RT @mermhart: Tickets for sitcom not sold out, just not released until 3pm today. Thanks.
http://bbc.in/aW0LCM
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Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman
posted 11600 minutes ago
Great article "Ignorant America"
http://tinyurl.com/3ycroxj
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Kevin Pollak / kevinpollak
posted 11603 minutes ago
Does this coming weekend work for you? I'm at The Improv Fri-Sun. RT @WaltersStrategy When you coming back to San Jose?
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Aziz Ansari / azizansari
posted 11669 minutes ago
big bang theory, gummy bears, and head. it must be tuesday night. lol #Predicting50CentTweets @50cent
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mileskahn / mileskahn
posted 11675 minutes ago
I burned my stomach and only my stomach on Venice Beach.
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Craig Shoemaker / thelovemaster
posted 11685 minutes ago
Hung out after game and my son got to meet most of his phils. All nice, but cole hamels was a smacked ass to my kid. Bad karma bro.
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Aziz Ansari / azizansari
posted 11692 minutes ago
might have to shoot these motherfuckers that keep eatin my peanut m&m's #Predicting50CentTweets @50cent
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timheidecker / timheidecker
posted 11693 minutes ago
Ate 350 lbs of food at dodger's stadium and my phils lost. #ohwhatanight
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Graham Linehan / Glinner
posted 11728 minutes ago
Yoink! RT @Lifehacker: Gmail Priority Inbox Finds and Sorts Important Messages Automatically
http://lifehacker.com/5626016/
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Margaret Cho / margaretcho
posted 11757 minutes ago
Omg cannot wait to do dwts. Ow my back.
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robert kelly / robertkelly
posted 11765 minutes ago
Boo 2 The last Exorcist-Ive been scared more by my own farts-WTF why can't they make a good horror flick ? I give it 2 out of 5 devil cocks-
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Craig Shoemaker / thelovemaster
posted 11773 minutes ago
Witnessing a no hitter into the 8th. Hope I jinx it cuz its against my phils.
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Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman
posted 11775 minutes ago
OK guys. I appreciate all the advice. I WON'T say anything about how I made Paris Hilton hold my purse in Vegas. It's just b/w us. #cokeisit
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Jon Friedman / friedmanjon
posted 11800 minutes ago
I'm either very high or I just loved a macaroni and cheese commercial.
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Mike Birbiglia / birbigs
posted 11805 minutes ago
So weird. I got voted "worst dressed of people who weren't invited to the Emmy's." It was voted on by my wife and my cat Ivan.
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Jon Friedman / friedmanjon
posted 11812 minutes ago
If I could ask one question to one politician that question would be, "So like, what are your policies?"
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Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman
posted 11828 minutes ago
I feel so bad for making Paris Hilton hold my purse the other night. Should I say something?
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Margaret Cho / margaretcho
posted 11847 minutes ago
So excited to be on Dancing With the Stars (@ABC_DWTS)!
http://www.margaretcho.com/content/2010/08/30/margarets-on-dancing-with-the-stars/
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Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman
posted 11849 minutes ago
.@ABDC916 No. No. No. Not NBC!
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Joe Rogan / joerogan
posted 11850 minutes ago
Thanks, I posted the new link
http://bit.ly/cEDypr
RT @Laa_La_Land: @joerogan the daft punk link go bye-bye
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Joe Rogan / joerogan
posted 11852 minutes ago
"You're a fucking human being" - my words over Daft Punk's music. New link:
http://bit.ly/cEDypr
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Dave Hill / mrdavehill
posted 11852 minutes ago
Goodnight, Edinburgh. I don't care what anyone says- you'll always be a lady to me:
http://twitpic.com/2ju2yj
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Joe Rogan / joerogan
posted 11868 minutes ago
Follow my man, @joelauzon submission of the night at UFC 118 and an all around cool motherfucker!
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Kevin Pollak / kevinpollak
posted 11879 minutes ago
Yeah! RT @jaime_fox On tonight's This Week in Mad Men, I'm pulling a Don: Come in drunk and wing it. 7:20 PDT
http://thisweekin.com/live/
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Craig Shoemaker / thelovemaster
posted 11882 minutes ago
Start of phils 3 game set w dodgers. Sweet...
http://tweetphoto.com/42450542
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Joe Rogan / joerogan
posted 11898 minutes ago
"You're a fucking human being" - Daft Punk with the music over my words. Enjoy!
http://bit.ly/9QmxGX
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Aziz Ansari / azizansari
posted 11899 minutes ago
Definitely recommend the Beach House iTunes Session EP -->
http://bit.ly/bAOn4Q
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Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman
posted 11901 minutes ago
Rant over! I will just continue "doin it" in my own way and "steamrolling chumps" as my pal .@scharpling says!
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Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman
posted 11905 minutes ago
Remember when Ray Romano, Cosby, Roseanne, etc did stand-up about marriage from their POV's & it utterly failed? No. I don't either.
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Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman
posted 11905 minutes ago
Guess what dried up old network? I have male fans in your target demo! And they don't all want poo poo pee pee jokes!
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Joe Rogan / joerogan
posted 11906 minutes ago
I like James, and I've been a fan for a long time. I shook his hand and hugged him RT @JeffFleenor: bet u didn't dare say a word lol
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Jon Friedman / friedmanjon
posted 11906 minutes ago
The word "angina" should be giggled at way more than it is.
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Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman
posted 11909 minutes ago
There's a TV network that thinks a lady standup talkin marriage isn't 4 their audience There's a comic who's gonna make them eat their words
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Carlos Mencia / carlosmencia
posted 11912 minutes ago
1st show in Raleigh was the most amazing crowd ever. No joke.
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robert kelly / robertkelly
posted 11915 minutes ago
About to see the last exorcist - I'm am a big pussy when it's comes to scary movies-I scream and cover my eyes at the scary parts-
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Kathy Griffin / kathygriffin
posted 11921 minutes ago
Of course, if Kanye can admit it, I can.RT @amyyvon: @kathygriffin are you a Belieber? Admit it ;)
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Kathy Griffin / kathygriffin
posted 11923 minutes ago
Dont let my balls hit u on the way out. RT @will_edwards_: @kathygriffin fuck off you're annoying i regret following you.
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Kathy Griffin / kathygriffin
posted 11934 minutes ago
The amazing @robertverdi got me on best dressed!!! RT @midniightsun: @kathygriffin love ur outfits! do u have a stylist???
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Kathy Griffin / kathygriffin
posted 11936 minutes ago
Salad! RT @Maripalicious: @kathygriffin According to inTouch, you "don't ever crave a freaking" ... What?! The suspense is KILLING ME!
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Kathy Griffin / kathygriffin
posted 11937 minutes ago
Yeah! Go 2 Kathygriffin.net 4 tour info & tix RT@CalTimes: @KathyGriffin at Heinz Hall Sep 9 @ 8 p.m. get ur tickets now!
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