Brook Busey / diablocody

posted 12423 minutes ago

(I was 39 weeks pregnant in this episode, or as Fox succinctly put it, "huge.")

Brook Busey / diablocody

posted 12424 minutes ago

Episode 5 of RED BAND TRAILER featuring Megan Fox is live. Watch! http://www.youtube.com/redbandtrailer

Todd Barry / toddbarry

posted 12428 minutes ago

Just had great iced coffee in Oklahoma. Just like NYC, except people didn't go apeshit when I walked into the cafe.

The Onion / TheOnion

posted 12432 minutes ago

[audio] Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks' http://onion.com/95j7p7

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12448 minutes ago

RT nice 1 Jim@BrettVincent: All tickets for @jimjefferies tonight go to the Muscular Dystrophy Campaign. 10.30pm @ McEwan Hall = #edfringe #

mileskahn / mileskahn

posted 12454 minutes ago

Last night-ME: Huge fan of your show. KYLE CHANDLER: I'm a huge fan of your show. ME: Stop, this is where I nerd out on you. Don't ruin it.

The Onion / TheOnion

posted 12462 minutes ago

Slideshow: The Week In Review http://onion.com/a82Q1A

mileskahn / mileskahn

posted 12471 minutes ago

Sure "covershoot." We all know you're busy playing vid games all day (@oliviamunn Emmy awesomeness til 6. Now to Cabo for Maxim covershoot)

Linda Gambino / lindagambino

posted 12478 minutes ago

is thinking those Chilean miners will have a new diet book coming out.

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12484 minutes ago

Pretty much packed. Counting down the seconds to the last show. Glad to be nearly there. But long way to go before I am home.

Graham Linehan / Glinner

posted 12504 minutes ago

RT @georgeeaton: How The Times ignored Mark Thompson's criticisms of Sky http://bit.ly/cPBDd2

The Onion / TheOnion

posted 12506 minutes ago

In Focus: Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck http://onion.com/bcd3f6

Jon Friedman / friedmanjon

posted 12512 minutes ago

My leg is on fire. ROTF

John Heffron Comic / JohnHeffron

posted 12515 minutes ago

Powerhouse gym in Tampa has Santa Monica stairs. http://twitpic.com/2jn0jb

Eddie Izzard / eddieizzard

posted 12521 minutes ago

Glenn Beck uses the Big Lie - just like Hitler did - http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/08/27/AR2010082702359.html

Dave Hill / mrdavehill

posted 12538 minutes ago

The man who wears these pants can be talked into anything: http://twitpic.com/2josn2

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12540 minutes ago

T A and J all gone now. Only the R in JART remains. My magic ring doesn't work on its own fellas. Thanks for all the support and gay sex!

Dave Hill / mrdavehill

posted 12544 minutes ago

Shut up! Why don't YOU take a nap?! You're the one who needs it! Also, you are dumb!!!

Todd Barry / toddbarry

posted 12547 minutes ago

See me TONIGHT Oklahoma City. City Arts Center. Tickets: http://bit.ly/bZ4zdL , @Guestroom Records-Norman + at the door.

Graham Linehan / Glinner

posted 12550 minutes ago

Sunny day, latest Divine Comedy album, no deadlines #heavenonearth

Dave Hill / mrdavehill

posted 12553 minutes ago

Just loaded up on Scottish stuff for my family and then ate a sandwich with @HalSparks. Not sure what is going to happen next.

Eugene Mirman / EugeneMirman

posted 12563 minutes ago

The website for the festival is up! http://www.eugenemirmancomedyfestival.com/ Tickets on sale now!

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12563 minutes ago

Ah Parker Posey. I wish she'd Parker Posey on me.

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12568 minutes ago

In Freaky Friday (new version) the cool guy loves Lindsey Lohan even when she is in her mum's body. That is true love.

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12569 minutes ago

Like the rest of us.

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12570 minutes ago

So perhaps he should just tell her who is really is and then they can get together and pretend their attraction is meaningful.

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12570 minutes ago

Then again Lois is such a bitch that Clark must only fancy her for the way she looks too as she is shallow and stupid.

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12571 minutes ago

Don't know what Clark Kent sees in Lois Lane. She clearly loves Superman for his outward appearance or she would love Clark too.

Michael Ian Black / michaelianblack

posted 12577 minutes ago

New study proves ceramic angels are the most depressing objects in the world.

Doug Benson / DougBenson

posted 12580 minutes ago

HYPOCRITICAL OAF plops tomorrow. #thingsisayaftersex

Doug Benson / DougBenson

posted 12582 minutes ago

I just added @fortunefunny to my follow list, which means someone is gonna get dropped! #hypocriticaloafplopstomorrow

The Onion / TheOnion

posted 12582 minutes ago

Dick Vermeil Tears Up During Piniella's Last Press Conference http://onion.com/cGnCoJ

Doug Benson / DougBenson

posted 12586 minutes ago

Pack your knives and leave. #thingsisayaftersex

The Onion / TheOnion

posted 12612 minutes ago

Local Fabric Store Urges You To Check Them Out On Twitter http://onion.com/aRSS5n

The Onion / TheOnion

posted 12642 minutes ago

American Voices: Beck Holds DC Rally http://onion.com/aQCajR

jonathan ross / Wossy

posted 12643 minutes ago

My kids and friends all back safely from Reading. Their feet smell bad.

The Onion / TheOnion

posted 12672 minutes ago

Man Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About Muslims http://onion.com/cjtS5I

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12690 minutes ago

Only room for 298 more so don't leave it til the last minute now!

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12691 minutes ago

I am going to do a fucking belting show tonight. As fresh as a daisy. Join the 47 idiots who have already bought tickets and let's party!

Rob Brydon / RobBrydon

posted 12734 minutes ago

All facial hair now banished btw...