Rob Brydon / RobBrydon

posted 12738 minutes ago

Track Pad. iPad camera connector. iPhone car mount. Air Port Extreme. Apple Store. Westfield. I crumbled. Hurrah!

Alan Davies / alandavies1

posted 12740 minutes ago

Have now seen all 3 of the docs I made based on my book & am relieved to report they're ok, q good even. Teenage Revolution C4 Sep 9.

Aziz Ansari / azizansari

posted 12774 minutes ago

Woops. #WhytheFuckDidIJustEatTwoMcGriddlesBeforetheFlight

Alan Davies / alandavies1

posted 12780 minutes ago

I must be getting old - Ken Bruce is playing Blue Monday...

Aziz Ansari / azizansari

posted 12806 minutes ago

Question for the dude that started "Boingo" aka pay $8 for a few minutes of wireless access - how do you sleep at night asshole?

Graham Linehan / Glinner

posted 12812 minutes ago

For those who are asking, the Ted doc will be on C4 sometime around Christmas.

Aziz Ansari / azizansari

posted 12829 minutes ago

At an airport early morning. #DontEataMcGriddleAzizYouWillRegretIt

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12838 minutes ago

Warming Up - Sunday 29th August 2010 - http://www.richardherring.com/warmingup/warmingup.php?id=2861

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12838 minutes ago

Warming Up (iPhone Version) - Sunday 29th August 2010 - http://www.richardherring.com/warmingup/iphone.php?id=2861

Graham Linehan / Glinner

posted 12850 minutes ago

Great idea RT @inspiredmag: iNeedHelp! is a Virtual SOS Signal for iPhone http://cot.ag/bWMQ3Y /via @AppBoy

Graham Linehan / Glinner

posted 12855 minutes ago

If you have a pic of yourself outside the Father Ted House please send it to @aidomc for the upcoming Father Ted documentary. That is all.

Graham Linehan / Glinner

posted 12867 minutes ago

@Herring1967 I found it prohibitively difficult to place a bet on a sniper disrupting the world cup

mileskahn / mileskahn

posted 12876 minutes ago

From @hodgman: "Exec Prod Rory Albanese will accept for the program because Jon Stewart is too busy resting in his bed of melted Emmys.”

mileskahn / mileskahn

posted 12877 minutes ago

I didn't get to hear any of this inside the Nokia theater. Enjoy all of @hodgman's talky bits: http://bit.ly/byyELx

mileskahn / mileskahn

posted 12887 minutes ago

Comedy Central Emmy party was great. @jennakimjones even placed some of her hair on my suit to look like I totally made out with someone.

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12890 minutes ago

And good point people, it opens up possibility of threats and blackmail. Don't allow bets on stuff that 1 person can easily influence.

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12891 minutes ago

And if you had a chance to get your family out of poverty for something that wasn't going to make much difference, what would you do?

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12892 minutes ago

I am not saying the cricketers aren't to blame IF they did this, just that the bookies' greed has made this possible.

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12896 minutes ago

If you were 18 and someone offered you £20,000 to do something as (seemingly) inconsequential as bowl a no-ball it would be hard to resist.

Eddie Izzard / eddieizzard

posted 12907 minutes ago

The Eddie Izzard Daily is out - read this Twitter newspaper on http://paper.li/eddieizzard (325 contributions today)

Alan Davies / alandavies1

posted 12916 minutes ago

iPhone has given me RSI in my wrist and thumb...

Richard Herring / Herring1967

posted 12924 minutes ago

If bookies are prepared to take bets on something as random as no balls then I think they deserve everything that is ripped off from them.

Alan Davies / alandavies1

posted 12940 minutes ago

send your useful iPhone finding ideas to @mattkingtown not me. Obviously don't suggest things he should install on his phone to track it...

Alan Davies / alandavies1

posted 12945 minutes ago

Back in London after 7 weeks away to find the neighbour downstairs has moved out - REJOICE! I love this town.

Alan Davies / alandavies1

posted 12948 minutes ago

Can anyone help him? RT @MattKingTown Somebody told me I can track my stolen iphone.Is this true and how in the name of fuckery do I do it?

Graham Linehan / Glinner

posted 13000 minutes ago

RT @aegies: who's funding the tea party movement? these guys: http://nyti.ms/aUp8XF

Graham Linehan / Glinner

posted 13023 minutes ago

'Once gone, it will be gone for ever' http://bit.ly/cKoIlb

Graham Linehan / Glinner

posted 13024 minutes ago

A stronger BBC means a weaker Murdoch. And a weaker Murdoch is good for everyone. http://bit.ly/a9qiai

Joey Medina / JoeyMedinaComic

posted 13140 minutes ago

Just wrapped the music video. I'm so f**king tired

RobCantrell / RobCantrell

posted 13151 minutes ago

Happy Late Birthday MJ, Hee Hee Whoo! http://yfrog.com/mkimg0412z

Mike Phirman / phirm

posted 13152 minutes ago

I haven't seen the Emmys yet, so no spoilers! I don't want to know if they're given for music, movies, TV, if they're televised—nothing!

rob corddry / robcorddry

posted 13186 minutes ago

“@lakebell: Fuck the Emmys. Watch #childrenshospital for one reason: after-birth and @nickkroll.”

Jen Kirkman / JenKirkman

posted 13189 minutes ago

Shit. I didn't watch the Emmy's. Did I win one? I guess if I did - it's cooler not to show up.

mileskahn / mileskahn

posted 13211 minutes ago

Look! It's me with someone else's Emmy! http://tweetphoto.com/42290040

rob corddry / robcorddry

posted 13224 minutes ago

And congrats to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan for winning Tom Hank's support!

rob corddry / robcorddry

posted 13228 minutes ago

Congrats to The Daily Show!

Eugene Mirman / EugeneMirman

posted 13229 minutes ago

I just got a 1970s CB radio working! Sadly, no one else in the area seems to have theirs on. http://yfrog.com/mzo0qaj

Dave Hill / mrdavehill

posted 13240 minutes ago

@rosalindphyllis Thank you!

Doug Benson / DougBenson

posted 13254 minutes ago

Off to an Emmy after party now! Emmy after party = Jack In The Box #breakfastallday

Kathy Griffin / kathygriffin

posted 13269 minutes ago

I can't wait 2 tell u how many famous people said "hi" 2 Maggie (Jimmy Fallon, Lea M, Eva L) & she'd say "now, who's THAT one?" LOUD!